Porn Monster

While on the hunt for today’s porn-a-like I came across this monstrosity:

and I am really at a loss to identify what in fucks name it is.

Of course, as sods law would have it, the link was broken, so I’ll never know what type of strange coital perversion is occurring. These porn weary eyes of mine have never seen the like.

Anyway, on to the main attraction.

Today’s porn-a-like is Aaron Carter:


After years of singing tween-friendly pop ditties the blonde balladeer Aaron Carter decides to assert his manhood – by enhancing his manhood - and putting the snaps all round Times Square for all his fans to see. No longer will young girls cry every time he opens his mouth to sing. Now they’ll cry every time he opens his flies to swing...